Seriously misjudged marketing

Victoria Secret, what has become of you? I expect sexy, curvy, appealing women gracing the pages of your catalog, women who are so alluring that I have to hide aforementioned catalog from my boyfriend. But today, what do I see?

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What the hell are you selling here? Some miracle drug to stretch your torso? Shoulder enhancers to make you look like a linebacker? Surely not that godawful top!

Oh, oh yes, the jeans. Those saggy, foot-eating, sorry-ass jeans!

This poor woman. I’m sure she’s stunning and gorgeous, but instead she looks up looking like a freakishly proportioned waif.

No wonder the jeans are on sale!

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